Hallmark Christmas Movie AU

[beehammer]

I'm doing some final work cleaning up a fic before asking if anyone wants to beta it, and part of my process for this stage is running a piece through a text analyzer just to catch any unusual repetitive vocabulary.  This time around it, because it's a Christmas fic and revolves around holiday things, it looks like the little bot that runs it is having an aneurysm or trying to write a poem.